100 Funny Jokes to Make You Laugh 😄

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🧪

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. 📐

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. 😲

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. ➖

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 📚

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. 🌊👋

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 🎹

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit Kat advertisements. 🍫

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something! 🚶‍♂️

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. 🥖

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😮

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️

What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 🍽️

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. 👁️👁️

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ➗

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels. 🥯

How do you organize a space party? You "planet"! 🌌🚀

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! 🧱

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. 🦪

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… when I feel better! 🍔🍟

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🦷

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ❄️🏋️‍♂️

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌳🐿️

What's brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had a bad case of "egg-saustion"! 🐔💤

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🥚😄

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. 🥐

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲

Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something! 🚶‍♂️

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! ❄️🧛‍♂️

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 📚

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. 🚀🌌

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 🎹

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😮

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something! 🚶‍♂️

What's brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… when I feel better! 🍔🍟

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🦷

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ❄️🏋️‍♂️

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌳🐿️

What's brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had a bad case of "egg-saustion"! 🐔💤

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the sea-sick! 🐠👑

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. 👁️👁️

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ➗

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. 🦪

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🥚😄

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. 🥖

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! ❄️🧛‍♂️

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 📚

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. 🚀🌌

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 🎹

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit Kat advertisements. 💻🍫

What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 🍽️

What's brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… when I feel better! 🍔🍟

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🦷

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ❄️🏋️‍♂️

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌳🐿️

What's brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had a bad case of "egg-saustion"! 🐔💤

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the sea-sick! 🐠👑

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. 👁️👁️

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ➗

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. 🦪

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🥚😄

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. 🥖

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something! 🚶‍♂️

What's brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… when I feel better! 🍔🍟

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🦷

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ❄️🏋️‍♂️

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌳🐿️

What's brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had a bad case of "egg-saustion"! 🐔💤

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the sea-sick! 🐠👑

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. 👁️👁️

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ➗

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. 🦪

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🥚😄

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. 🥖

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! ❄️🧛‍♂️

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 📚